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| matty18714 |
Posted - 31/10/2008 : 19:29:30
Im matty and join snake forums without any intention of owning the animal itself  |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Kazerella |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 19:22:23
Apply for a license to keep one and then I'll write you one.
Think you get one from the registry office, but you'll need two witnesses and a ring  |
| matty18714 |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 19:19:31
quote:
Originally posted by Kazerella
Matty's care sheet would be easy to write:
Common name: Matty18714
Latin name: studentus workshyus matteus
Description: smelly young male with dodgy hair and developing beer belly.
Your just jealous of my youth (my hairs a bit dodgy but i have no beer belly)
Habitat: his bedroom- likes to hide under bed covers and in front of computer screens.
I prefer my garage (which funnily enough is freezing), and im always up early
Temperature: Mattys are a southern shandy drinking species and cannot handle the cold. Keep warm with wooly christmas jumpers and Ovaltine.
Nope! The cold is better than the heat 
Feeding: 3 times a day when parents are around, but will only take crisps and Mcdonalds independently.
I'm a good cook! (and KFC is nicer  )
General care: Mattys should be forced to wash once a week with particular attention paid to the behind the ears area. Clothes should be provided to avoid any old women being shocked and scandalised by your mattys nakedness.
Yes, clothes are sometimes forgoten
Handling: try not to handle your Matty too much- they may like it
What a terrible care sheet You got it all wrong 
I want to see one for GP though lol |
| Kazerella |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 18:53:45
I think you need a DWA license to keep a Gingerpony |
| gingerpony |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 18:22:55
wow! can't wait to see mine! |
| Kazerella |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 17:48:08
Matty's care sheet would be easy to write:
Common name: Matty18714
Latin name: studentus workshyus matteus
Description: smelly young male with dodgy hair and developing beer belly.
Habitat: his bedroom- likes to hide under bed covers and in front of computer screens.
Temperature: Mattys are a southern shandy drinking species and cannot handle the cold. Keep warm with wooly christmas jumpers and Ovaltine.
Feeding: 3 times a day when parents are around, but will only take crisps and Mcdonalds independently.
General care: Mattys should be forced to wash once a week with particular attention paid to the behind the ears area. Clothes should be provided to avoid any old women being shocked and scandalised by your mattys nakedness.
Handling: try not to handle your Matty too much- they may like it |
| gingerpony |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 14:47:58
i'm easy to care for it's all the pets and the toddler that comes with me that needs written instructions! |
| Blackecho |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 09:46:18
I beg to differ! |
| matty18714 |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 22:52:00
But i dont think we would need care sheets |
| gingerpony |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 20:24:15
bet mr lewy could make it work if we ask him enough times though |
| Blackecho |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 20:15:01
I believe you tried it too! - As will Ali... |
| matty18714 |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 16:23:32
The link doesnt work |
| Blackecho |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 08:39:03
www.thealiandmatty.co.uk/forum ? |
| gingerpony |
Posted - 05/11/2008 : 21:46:37
we're being top forum-testers for mr lewy though |
| gingerpony |
Posted - 05/11/2008 : 21:45:39
*giggles* |
| matty18714 |
Posted - 05/11/2008 : 21:36:12
lol GP, me and you are the highest posters and dont have the snake |
